• IninewCrow
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    811 year ago

    It’s dangerous to hide small plastic capsules in candy … but it’s perfectly Ok for anyone to buy an assault rifle.

    • @affiliate
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      221 year ago

      just be happy there’s no assault rifle in the capsule

      • @[email protected]
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        161 year ago

        What do you mean? It’s my God given right to store my assault rifle inside my plastic capsule inside my candy! Who are you to tell me not to?

      • @AeonFelis
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        41 year ago

        It won’t fit. But bullets would.

        • @hydrospanner
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          21 year ago

          I’d eat more candy if it came stuffed with 9mm.

    • Ghostalmedia
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      101 year ago

      The food code should probably just be amended. It pretty generically says that you can’t have “nonnutritive” stuff inside of it, unless that stuff is safe to consume. That’s a pretty reasonable thing, but it should probably be tweaked for nonnutritive stuff that is easy to spot and less likely to be mistaken for food.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      Americans are so stupid these would kill more kids than school shooters if they were legal.

    • WashedOver
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      41 year ago

      We all assume people are at least as smart as we think we are but honestly they aren’t. It’s scary how many stupid people there are even if you are at the lower part of the average. Millions… It’s always the lowest common denominator that the world ends up being built for it seems and that means it’s not required for millions above that…