I was joking about being banned. I got some weird looks and my friend told me he would never take me to a coffee shop again. It’s called hyperbole, which you clearly know nothing about. You also know nothing about me or the many titles I have had at the various jobs I’ve had over the last 26 years. You have made multiple assumptions, which reflect poorly on yourself as, in general, people tend to assume that others are like them. Thanks for clarifying that you enjoy lying.