• @baldingpudenda
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      431 year ago

      1 to 2 years for selling gum. 100 to 500 USD for chewing.

      • @Carvex
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        351 year ago

        Jaywalking? Fuckin life with no parole.

        • @ChicoSuave
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          231 year ago

          Not looking both ways before crossing a street? Straight to jail.

          • The Assman
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            111 year ago

            Not holding the door for an old lady? Public lashing.

      • @BradleyUffner
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        61 year ago

        No, not chewing. POP’n.

        He had it com’n. He had it com’n. He only had himself to blame.

          • Flying Squid
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            21 year ago

            Broadway Chicago reference good. Movie Chicago reference… go listen to the Broadway soundtrack and hear how it’s supposed to sound.

              • Flying Squid
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                21 year ago

                Honestly, if the only way you know the music is from the movie, I’m not surprised it didn’t grab you.

      • @MeanEYE
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        41 year ago

        Sounds reasonable.

          • @MeanEYE
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            41 year ago

            Naah, it’s always women’s fault. Don’t you know that. /s