• @baldingpudenda
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    431 year ago

    1 to 2 years for selling gum. 100 to 500 USD for chewing.

    • @Carvex
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      351 year ago

      Jaywalking? Fuckin life with no parole.

      • @ChicoSuave
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        231 year ago

        Not looking both ways before crossing a street? Straight to jail.

        • The Assman
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          111 year ago

          Not holding the door for an old lady? Public lashing.

    • @BradleyUffner
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      61 year ago

      No, not chewing. POP’n.

      He had it com’n. He had it com’n. He only had himself to blame.

        • Flying Squid
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          21 year ago

          Broadway Chicago reference good. Movie Chicago reference… go listen to the Broadway soundtrack and hear how it’s supposed to sound.

            • Flying Squid
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              21 year ago

              Honestly, if the only way you know the music is from the movie, I’m not surprised it didn’t grab you.

    • @MeanEYE
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      41 year ago

      Sounds reasonable.

        • @MeanEYE
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          41 year ago

          Naah, it’s always women’s fault. Don’t you know that. /s