• @[email protected]
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    831 year ago

    Craved, obviously: it would be a bit embarassing and uncomfortable, but at least I would not be harming it

    • 𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆
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      1 year ago

      If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.

      Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.

      • @Whitebrow
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        201 year ago

        With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit

      • Radioactive Radio
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        31 year ago

        What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.