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minus-square𝕾𝖕𝖎𝖈𝖞 𝕿𝖚𝖓𝖆linkEnglish36•edit-211 months agoIf you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one. Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
minus-squareRadioactive Radiolinkfedilink3•11 months agoWhat if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink4•11 months agoThe tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.
If you’re gonna have to pick between two shitty situations (pun intended) then you might as well choose the less harmful one.
Who knows? Maybe you have an undiscovered kink.
With a bidet attachment so it can slurp every last bit
What if it evolves a tongue and licks your asshole? Atleast if it hates it, it can evolve some safety mechanism like a fake poop pipe/mouth, or stomach acid idk.
The tongue would be a bonus. I am too shy to ask for a rimjob, so this works out great actually.