Me: “Contrite”

Autocorrect: “Did you mean Concrete?”

Me: “No. Add to Dictionary”

Me: “Finagle”

Autocorrect: “Did you mean Final?”

Me: “No! Add to Dictionary”

Me: “Catapult”

Autocorrect: “Bro, I don’t even know what that word is but I’m going to assume its misspelled.”

Me: “God damnit. Add to Dictionary”

Me: “Phras”

Autocorrect: “This is fine.”