First time he’s ever cared about his children.

  • RubberStuntBaby
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    2411 months ago

    He’s not worried about them. He’s worried that his idiot kids won’t be able to lie convincingly and it will ruin his defense.

    • @Cyclist
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      511 months ago

      Because he’s the best liar, no one lies better than him.