• Track_ShovelOP
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    -171 year ago

    I can tell a lot about you from that statement.

    You like pineapple on pizza.

    You once played seven minutes in heaven…with your cousin

    You know two facts about ducks, and they are both wrong.

    • @incompetentboob
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      271 year ago

      Are you a wizard? How did you know? It’s like you peered into my soul.

        • @saltesc
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          111 year ago

          I hope it’s not a dick. Why all these people that keep a dick in their pocket?

    • southsamurai
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      31 year ago

      Wait, isn’t seven minutes with your cousin in the dark the definition of heaven?

      Also. What duck?