• @[email protected]
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    1001 year ago

    That’s an ordinary braid.

    I could explain how you’d French braid meat but I don’t think anybody here wants that.

    • 𝘋𝘪𝘳𝘬
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      351 year ago

      I don’t think anybody here wants that.

      Talk for yourself!

      Where is the French braiding meat OC?

      • @Mr_Blott
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        101 year ago

        I too would like to see French braided flesh

        • @[email protected]
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          181 year ago

          So when you do a French braid in hair, you start off with three small sections. Every time you fold over the outer sections, you incorporate more hair into those sections. This differs from a normal braid, which doesn’t increase the size of the three parts of the braid as you go along.

          French braiding flesh would require a lot more flesh. Also it wouldn’t look nearly as tidy because the other ends of the flesh (those not in the braid) are not attached to anything (i.e. a scalp) so it would be a loose tangled mess.

          There’s easier ways to make something grotesque and cursed.

    • @hedgehogging_the_bed
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      81 year ago

      Shit, now I’m thinking about it and you’d need something big like a flank steak or a brisket. I don’t think a pork-loin would work since it’s not broad enough. You’d still need to probably butterfly it, and then fringe the edge so you had strands to work into the braid. Best I can think of would be more like braided filled pastry than anything else. Not a terrible sway to do a stuffed roast or roulade I guess.