• @thorbot
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      1411 months ago

      Trump Melt-Up Sandwich: $32. Made with stale white gas station bread, coated with cheeto crumbs, filled with moldy bologna with a side of dog shit

      • @banneryear1868
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        411 months ago

        Hi everyone it’s me President Trump introducing the only official Trump Sandwich. It’s got everything a sandwich should be with the outstanding quality you expect, you’re truly going to love it. It’s like luxury in your mouth I tell you, and look at this deal. I know you’re thinking, “only this much for a sandwich? How can it be good? Well let me tell you, we have a great deal here that you’ll only find through my official Trump brand.” People are saying it’s probably the best sandwich they’ve ever had, good people say this, people who love sandwiches, people who eat sandwiches every day… we love sandwiches don’t we? Yes we love em! We love the sandwiches!! And now you’re gonna love my sandwich, I know you are. I can’t wait til you and all your loved ones try it, it’s going to be so great, and it makes me so happy to share it with you.

        • @rifugee
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          511 months ago

          Sorry, way too coherent to be believable.

            • @rifugee
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              211 months ago

              Haha. I feel sorry for the crew on that one.

      • @Dkarma
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        311 months ago

        This is a great idea actually. A real sandwich shop with one joke sandwich that’s just totally gross. Uk some maga turd will order it just cuZ his entire personality is trump and just get rekt.

    • @banneryear1868
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      311 months ago

      It’s one of those hyperbolic headline words, in actuality it’s a pathetic complain post that reads like all his others. I’m sure the judge will “absolutely obliterate” him later by sitting there and doing their job.

      • kase
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        211 months ago

        Are they selling tickets? I’d like a front row seat