As always: be excellent to each other, serious responses welcome, but generally keep it light-hearted.

    • @ummthatguyOP
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      1011 months ago

      The way I figure, if the inertial dampers fail, everyone is gooified regardless of restraints.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 months ago

        Where are the inertial dampeners when in battle. Seems like every battle we have some one flying across the bridge.

        • @ummthatguyOP
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          611 months ago

          And who the hell has been packing the consoles with rocks?

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            11 months ago

            Just be glad they aren’t packing boxes of nails.

            Also why are there flames erupting from the consoles anyways. Shouldn’t those just be a bunch of computers? Do future computers run off propane or something?

            • @ummthatguyOP
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              711 months ago

              “Plasma conduits”

              Sounds safe to me.

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            411 months ago

            Engineering says the console doesn’t work without them.

            Then I said, okay, but why assembled in Satanic runes?