• @Delphia
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    8311 months ago

    “FIRE ALL PORT SIDE GUNS!”

    does barrel roll

    • @Wodge
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      2011 months ago

      Spins so fast it generates the energy needed to power the entire ship.

      • @Rolando
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        911 months ago

        The spin creates a tsunami to deliver even more damage.

      • Mr Fish
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        711 months ago

        Try spinning, that’s a good trick

    • @[email protected]
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      1911 months ago

      that’s why it has a dozen anchors on each side of the hull. proper preparation prevents piss poor projectiling.

    • @[email protected]
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      1011 months ago

      That’s why navies stopped using broadsides and went to turrets about 150 years ago. Well, it’s one of the reasons anyway. Turrets also worked a lot better once you shifted to steam power and didn’t have to worry so much about rigging. Additionally, you could mount a much bigger gun on a turret than you could using broadsides on the sides of a wooden sailing ship.