• ares35
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    161 year ago

    “i would like to write a quick letter in wordpad.”

    sorry. that application is not available. launching word instead and starting a subscription to microsoft 365.
    locating credit card information…
    found. you will be charged $99.99 per year.

    • @edgemaster72
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      51 year ago

      ** Goes to uninstall the application **

      Hello, it looks like you’re trying to uninstall Microsoft 365. Your plan has been updated. To keep Microsoft 365 uninstalled you will be charged $149.99 per year, plus a $74.99 uninstallation fee.

      • @[email protected]
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        1 year ago

        Thank you for signing up for Uninstaller 365. Your monthly fee will be $49.99. To cancel write 16 pages of klingon opera and send it to the following address exactly 100 days 16 hours before your requested cancellation minute.