• @hactar42
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    211 year ago

    I’m in my 40s and still put ketchup on my hotdogs. Also, I still eat hotdogs.

    • Otter
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      451 year ago

      puts down bun

      Were we supposed to stop at some point?

    • @[email protected]
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      241 year ago

      This should not shame anyone. Hot dogs are wonderful, and ketchup is a fine additive.

      I’ve been known to put baked beans on mine, and potato chips on my burgers (that salty crunch is grand). Having a kid lets you revisit many of these.

      • @MIDItheKID
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        171 year ago

        Potato chips on burgers - I like to call that “fat guy lettuce”… Adds a nice crunch.

        • @Jarix
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          21 year ago

          Oh god that nice crunch comment brought be back to me being a kid watching muppet babies at 4am in the morning when my cousin stayed with us at the grandparents.

          I would eat sour cream, plain potato chips, and tomatoes on a kaiser bun. The saltyness from the chips with the tomatoes and then the tang of sour cream

      • Piecemakers
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        -211 year ago

        Ketchup is a jam, not a savory condiment. 🤢🖕🏽

        • @[email protected]
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          1 year ago

          I have a cherry and rosemary jam that shows that jams can be savory.

          Also, with the idea that ketchup is a jam, what are you putting ketchup on??? Scones? Muffins? Cheese? Peanut butter and ketchup sandwiches?

        • folkrav
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          21 year ago

          It’s tomato, sugar, salt, spices and vinegar. Yes, tomato is technically a fruit… Still wouldn’t eat this as a jam, the fuck?

    • @[email protected]
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      141 year ago

      You should not have to feel ashamed. Come to Denmark. We have perfected the hotdog.

      The correct toppings are:

      • Ketchup
      • Mustard (preferably dijon, but some like the sweet variant)
      • Remulade
      • Both raw and roasted onions
      • Slices of pickled cucumber

      What’s remulade you ask? It is the slightly tangy/sweet thick sauce that ties the whole thing together.

      • splicerslicer
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        31 year ago

        Not any different than the way I have them, except I don’t have remoulade and prefer dill relish instead of whole pickle slices on hot dogs

      • @Jarix
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        21 year ago

        Perfected? This isnt a one dog to rule them all world we live in

        Not in a world where the 1.50 Costco hotdog exists. This the perfect example of a simple and humble simple hot dog

        And also JapadJapadogog would like a word with you

        To quote one of my favourite movies “Allah loves wonderous variety”

      • folkrav
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        11 year ago

        To me, while they taste great on their own, pickles just steal the show of anything I put them on, I can only taste the vinegar… But the rest sounds delicious in its own right!

      • @hactar42
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        11 year ago

        Damn! Those look amazing!

      • @FReddit
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        11 year ago

        I’m in the U.S., and this looks really good to me. Outstanding.

    • @[email protected]
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      81 year ago

      What the hell is wrong with hot dogs and what are you supposed to put on them if not ketchup (and mustard)?

      • @hactar42
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        31 year ago

        Not a damn thing, but some people think they are kids food unless you put a bunch of shit on top of them. Looking at you Chicago

        • Ms. ArmoredThirteen
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          51 year ago

          Chicago is super weird about their hotdogs. Like they make it a point to loudly brag about how much better they are for not putting ketchup on hotdogs, but then they put huge pieces of peppers, pickles, and tomato which are impossible to chew through so you end up pulling half the condiments off in the first bite. Also like, you know what condiment contains the flavor combo of sweetness of sweet peppers, vinegar of pickles, and tomato? Fuckin ketchup that’s what. I do like the occasional Chicago dog when I visit but they need to chill. Seattle hotdog culture is better: Cream cheese if you want, caramelized onion if you want, and a stack of add-ons nearby to build the thing yourself because IDGAF what you put on it I’m not your mom

          • @RampantParanoia2365
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            1 year ago

            Give me simple kraut, onions, and mustard, or a Sanoran dog wrapped in bacon. Pickled salad on my dog sounds vile.

          • @KuroiKaze
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            21 year ago

            Agreed Seattle has this right and cream cheese in your hot dog bun is Godlike

        • Tippon
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          41 year ago

          Screw those people. Eat what makes you happy, as long as you’re not doing it to the point of harming your health. Hot dogs with ketchup and mustard are one of the best foods in the world 🌭😁

    • folkrav
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      31 year ago

      It’s like a summer barbecue staple alongside burgers around here, and are sold in tons of fast food joints. Why would it he shameful in any way?

    • @RampantParanoia2365
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      11 year ago

      What’s wrong with hot dogs? They’re delicious and have lots of protien. I’m with you on the ketchup though.