In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:
-uncomfortable stools with no back and at a height that feels just a little too high but not quite right.
-menus accessed by qr codes with a smartphones
-serving dishes that are actually just pieces of wood (gives that rustic appeal)
-a big word cloud on the wall that contains words like “steel-cut”, “locally sourced”, and–why not–“Artisan”
-lighting that looks old, often using those nice incandescent filaments that give a warm glow–most likely string lights
Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree–they aren’t artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it’s that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it’s artisan.
Nope. No explanation whatsoever.
Nice!
Thanks for finding that.
With makes the water artisan? It’s just well water.
Artesian, not artisan
Huh, til. Thanks.
I was really hoping it was just water with a unique blend of herbs and spices
In my experience, what could actually make it artisan:
Those are just a few ideas off the top of my head. I agree–they aren’t artisan yet but if hipsters have taught me anything, it’s that decorating in a certain way will get you a certain clientele and they will believe it’s artisan.
You’re confusing Artesian with Rustic.
Artesian means ‘old piece of shit’
Lmao