Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

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My wife was threatening to leave me because of my obsession with becoming a tailor.

Dad JokesEnglish • 1 year ago

I said, “Fine, suit yourself.”

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6•1 year ago
A tight-knit bundle of jokes for sure
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  3•1 year ago
  I’m dyeing! Isn’t there some way I can persuede you to stop with the puns?
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    4•1 year ago
    Agreed. Lets hem it in.

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