I said, “Fine, suit yourself.

  • udon
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    131 year ago

    I guess your children will grow up in a patchwork family

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    81 year ago

    Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.

    She couldn’t take it any longer.

    • @BenadrylChunderHatch
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      71 year ago

      Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    Mine left because of my brand new noise cancelling headphones.

    She mumbled something vague like “you never listen to me”, I didn’t quite hear it tbh.

  • @[email protected]
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    51 year ago

    Mine threw me out for doing bad Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions. When I left, I said “I will return”.

  • @[email protected]
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    21 year ago

    Mine was because of my obsession to fish.

    I said, “So long, and thanks for all the fish.”