I said, “Fine, suit yourself.

  • @Tylerdurdon
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    81 year ago

    Mine said she was leaving because I had blown our savings on penis extensions.

    She couldn’t take it any longer.

    • @BenadrylChunderHatch
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      71 year ago

      Mine said she was leaving me because of my obsession with The Monkees. I didn’t believe her at first, but then I saw her face.