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minus-squareFlying Squidlink39•1 year agoI just assume the waiter hates me and is only doing what they can for a tip.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink3•1 year agoAs a man of 40 I’m under no illusions she’s attracted to me. I’m just happy I’m not being deemed too monstrous to exist in polite society.
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilink-1•1 year agoLike one time I was waiting for an elevator in a parking garage. It was empty other than me. The door opened and an old woman was there. She smiled at me, and that made my day because it was the best compliment I’ve ever received.
I just assume the waiter hates me and is only doing what they can for a tip.
As a man of 40 I’m under no illusions she’s attracted to me. I’m just happy I’m not being deemed too monstrous to exist in polite society.
Like one time I was waiting for an elevator in a parking garage. It was empty other than me. The door opened and an old woman was there. She smiled at me, and that made my day because it was the best compliment I’ve ever received.