• Flying Squid
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    3911 months ago

    I just assume the waiter hates me and is only doing what they can for a tip.

    • @[email protected]
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      311 months ago

      As a man of 40 I’m under no illusions she’s attracted to me. I’m just happy I’m not being deemed too monstrous to exist in polite society.

      • @[email protected]
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        -111 months ago

        Like one time I was waiting for an elevator in a parking garage. It was empty other than me. The door opened and an old woman was there. She smiled at me, and that made my day because it was the best compliment I’ve ever received.