She’s more of a retiree that eats tuna, plays bridge and has a favorite comfy blankie. She’s a 16 year old house cat that’s getting kinda creaky and doesn’t like reaching back to wash below her rib cage anymore. But she purrs at me at least 3 hours a day, which is nice. She’s purring at me as I type this.
She’s also the second greyest creature I’ve ever seen. When I was in high school, a girl name Sheila brought in this Chow dog that had grey eyes, a grey tongue…I think if you cut that dog, it would have bled grey. My cat has yellow eyes, purple beans and a pink tongue. She’s technicolor compared to Sheila’s dog.
I asked Sheila out senior year. She turned me down but in a perfectly nice way, like she treated being asked out by a nerd like me as a perfectly reasonable thing to happen, which if anything was a boost to my self-esteem. Like she didn’t try to make me feel I was beneath her or whatever. I actually thanked her for not laughing in my face.
This is Queen Isabella Greychunk. She lets some of us peasants call her Izzy.
She’s got three fangs. She lost one in an unfortunate catnip-related incident.
It makes her very blurry.
Catnip, not even once
Like a classy vampire
She’s more of a retiree that eats tuna, plays bridge and has a favorite comfy blankie. She’s a 16 year old house cat that’s getting kinda creaky and doesn’t like reaching back to wash below her rib cage anymore. But she purrs at me at least 3 hours a day, which is nice. She’s purring at me as I type this.
She’s also the second greyest creature I’ve ever seen. When I was in high school, a girl name Sheila brought in this Chow dog that had grey eyes, a grey tongue…I think if you cut that dog, it would have bled grey. My cat has yellow eyes, purple beans and a pink tongue. She’s technicolor compared to Sheila’s dog.
I asked Sheila out senior year. She turned me down but in a perfectly nice way, like she treated being asked out by a nerd like me as a perfectly reasonable thing to happen, which if anything was a boost to my self-esteem. Like she didn’t try to make me feel I was beneath her or whatever. I actually thanked her for not laughing in my face.