Oh, no. Sorry for the confusion. My husband, who is NOT lactose intolerant, will get constipated after eating lots of cheese while I will not.
Besides the loose bowel movements afterwards, I can also do a fair impersonation of one of the kids from a horror film (the exorcist, maybe) and have it spew from the other end.
Wait… your version of lactose intolerance is you get “stopped up”?!? My version is dairy-based Draino pressure washing the bowl in brown noisomeness.
Oh, no. Sorry for the confusion. My husband, who is NOT lactose intolerant, will get constipated after eating lots of cheese while I will not.
Besides the loose bowel movements afterwards, I can also do a fair impersonation of one of the kids from a horror film (the exorcist, maybe) and have it spew from the other end.
Normies get stopped up by cheese, us intolerants counteract the constipation with explosive diarrhea.