• @MooseBoys
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    327 months ago

    ”On a scale of 1 to 10, how often do you think about killing yourself?”

    “Uhhh… 3?”

    ”That’ll be $40”

    • @[email protected]
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      7 months ago

      “And how long ago was your last doctor’s visit?”

      “Uh, 7-ish years ago?”

      " Great. That’ll be $350."