• gullible
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    811 months ago

    That waffle will inevitably be ruined by corn syrup. Diners never have any decent maple syrup, and I’m convinced that it’s meant as a personal slight against me.

    • @Selmafudd
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      511 months ago

      I work for big corn syrup and can confirm we’re coming for you

    • Can_you_change_your_username
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      011 months ago

      Try honey when they don’t have real syrup. It’s certainly different but maybe that’s a good thing since it invites a less direct comparison.

      • @VelvetGentleman
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        211 months ago

        Do you think they’re serving actual honey and not honey flavored corn syrup?

      • gullible
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        111 months ago

        That’s a good solution… I’m, frankly, upset that I’ve been settling for fruit syrups and whipped cream for as long as I have. Silly to say but sincerely, you’ve made breakfast diners infinitely more accessible to me.