I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.
Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.
Bees be like : ama swim in that, eat it, mix it with my saliva and regurgitate it, baby
Human : that’s some tasty gourmet shit you got there, buddy . From now on we’ll gas your entire home from time to time to steal that shit.
But they get sugar water back in return.
Have you ever tried to give a bee honey?
I found a bee near death outside once, and I picked him up with an envelope then dropped him in some manuka honey. He landed upside down, but I flipped him over, then he started drinking the honey. The next morning I saw a smudge on the floor and thought a housemate had squished him, but then I opened the door to the front room and he did a little dance in front of my face before I let him outside.
Suffice it to say, bees love honey just as much as we do.
Isn’t it splendid when everybody gets what they want?
That’s just how the bees pay rent.