• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    3011 months ago

    My fancy bidet air dries.

    I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

    • @whereisk
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      -411 months ago

      Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

      • @[email protected]
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        2011 months ago

        You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

          • @[email protected]
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            511 months ago

            Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

            • @whereisk
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              11 months ago

              Lol.

              “I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

              “Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

              Are you against scientific evidence?

              I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

              • @[email protected]
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                111 months ago

                Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷‍♂️