• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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      301 year ago

      My fancy bidet air dries.

      I mean, I still wipe but I just wanted to flex over my bidet that blasts warm air all over my booty hole.

      • @whereisk
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        -41 year ago

        Sounds like fecal particulate matter everywhere… if flushing spreads it, can’t imagine what an air blower does.

        • @[email protected]
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          201 year ago

          You use the cleaning function first, then the dry function. Don’t just dry the shit on there (well, maybe you would, but everyone else washes first, that’s the point of a bidet).

            • @[email protected]
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              51 year ago

              Yes I’m sure the multiple countries that use them don’t have a fixation on being clean or anything at all, and are very pleased with blasting shit particles around. ^^/s

              • @whereisk
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                Lol.

                “I’m sure all these people sacrificing goats to the gods haven’t seen their prayers answered all the time and are wrong - can’t you see how successful the Greeks and the Romans are, you idiot? /s” << you are this kind of person.

                “Multiple countries” that “have a fixation” - therefore it can’t be - hahahaha!

                Are you against scientific evidence?

                I gave multiple sources, you gave arguments from incredulity, popularity, and your personal perception of reputation of whole countries - collectively.

                • @[email protected]
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                  11 year ago

                  Did you by chance edit those in? I had only seen the one link about hand dryers, so either my app bugged or you edited 🤷‍♂️

      • Simbomba
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        31 year ago

        Many people ain’t aware oft bidets and most of those who do know them assume they only exist in Japan or in Japanese toilets

      • @Death_Equity
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        -21 year ago

        You have a towel covered in poop just chilling in your bathroom and call it normal.

          • @[email protected]
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            21 year ago

            I use a bidet daily and sometimes theres still some poopy left after a few long sprays, I use toilet paper to dry off and do a check and then if its clean Im good to go, otherwise I hit it with some more sprays and check again. a few sheets of toilet paper is a lot better than no bidet but Im still not convinced a bidet by itself is good enough. at least here in the states bidets are simple bolt on squirters not a separate thing that might do a better job

          • @Death_Equity
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            -11 year ago

            I challenge you to get poop on your finger, wash it off under the shower head, and then rub your eyeball directly with that finger. Your towel has poop residue on it.

          • @[email protected]
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            Sorry you have to hear it this way, but a butt towel requiring a wash in detergent and even more water than you just flushed is less eco-friendly than two squares of toilet paper.