Striker to A Boring Dystopia • 1 year agoJeff Bezo is now cosplaying as a working class man.imagemessage-square206arrow-up1729arrow-down144
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minus-squareOurTragicUniverselinkfedilink28•1 year agoWould you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
minus-squareDeceptichumlinkfedilink57•1 year agoOnly if he said stuff like “Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
minus-square@DarkMessiahlink19•1 year agoHonestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty. “You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!” At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
Would you respect Jef Bezos more if he was a catgirl?
Only if he said stuff like
“Do you respect me more meow that I’m like this?”
Literally lol’d.
with cat ears on his bald head, I can see it
Honestly? Yeah, kinda. I could respect that level of petty.
“You fucking nerds buying catgirl stuff off of my website! Well, now I’m a catgirl, so you’re directly thinking of me when you buy it, loser!”
At least he wouldn’t be pretending to be relatable.
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