Americans wondered what sort of adult would deny the outcome of a legitimate election and believe the separation of church and state is a myth.

UNITED STATES OF AMERICA (The Borowitz Report)—Millions of Americans are terrified by the dawning realization that Rep. Mike Johnson is the adult in the room, millions of Americans have confirmed.

Across the country, residents of the United States were initially cheered by the possibility that an adult was in the room, but were immediately shattered by the discovery that said adult was Rep. Johnson.

  • @shalafiEnglish
    3•1 year ago

    Me too! “This one is gonna be great!”

    newyorker.com…

    Reality has jumped the shark. I want a do over.

    • @Jarix
      1•10 months ago

      I’m confused. Do you think this isn’t a satire?

      Satire from The Borowitz Report

      Nation Terrified That Mike Johnson Is the Adult in the Room

      By Andy Borowitz