WINNETKA, IL—Describing a conversation that took place at a family gathering Friday, relatives of local conservative man Dennis Sherman told reporters it was obvious the 57-year-old’s terrifying descriptions of Chicago had come directly from Dante’s Inferno. “He goes on and on about how depraved and awful the city is,…
Admittedly, we Chicagoans don’t always go out of our way to correct misconceptions. Chicago has plenty of people. We often don’t feel any need to encourage more visitors.
oh yeah but illinois and chicago just keep losing population every year. sic.
If you all would stop peeling the skin off your citizens to feed it to the three headed Cerberus that guards Union Station maybe your population would remain stable. smh