balderdash to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 months agoSenior Citizen Sexlemmy.zipimagemessage-square68fedilinkarrow-up1466arrow-down138
arrow-up1428arrow-down1imageSenior Citizen Sexlemmy.zipbalderdash to Lemmy Shitpost • 11 months agomessage-square68fedilink
minus-square@Copythislink29•11 months agoSeriously. I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met. …but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
minus-square@[email protected]linkfedilinkEnglish24•11 months agoI ain’t into old ladies but a Werther’s original is a Werther’s original.
minus-square@Copythislink6•11 months agoThat’s where they get practice 😉 And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
minus-square@Mr_Blottlink2•11 months agoA pensioner’s vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
minus-square@banneryear1868link1•11 months agoI used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.
Seriously.
I have to go into nursing homes all the time. The ladies at them are the thirstiest women I’ve ever met.
…but ya know, a hole is a hole 🤷
I ain’t into old ladies but a Werther’s original is a Werther’s original.
That’s where they get practice 😉
And don’t get me started on when they remove the dentures!
ಠ_ಠ
If there’s a hole there’s a goal
A pensioner’s vag is like a pork pie. You have to break through the crust and the jelly to get to the meat
What a terrible day to have eyes.
I used to do the same, and yea they do be getting down all the time. Definitely interrupted a few lemon parties.