• ADHDefy
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      1 year ago

      My suggestions for units of measurements, in no specific order:

      • Thimbles
      • Water balloons
      • Per hoppus foot
      • Cord and rick
      • Burlap potato sacks
      • Waffle irons
      • Size 11 wooden clogs
      • Drums
      • Silos
      • Minecarts
      • Blimps/zeppelins
      • Potential babies
      • @A_Random_Idiot
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        1 year ago

        You’ve nutted 397,405 times the total earth population last year. *

        ~measured as per sperm, not by volume or weight~

    • @TehBamskiOP
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      61 year ago

      Are you by any chance the cum box dude?

      • ADHDefy
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        41 year ago

        Oh dear, I was hoping that one would die with reddit.

        • @TehBamskiOP
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          31 year ago

          Well, it became internet history years ago. So… unless you want to spend your one chance to change history on the removal of the cum box story, I don’t see any other way. Haha