why 😭

it tastes so good

Edit: I have looked at the nutrition label and done some mental math based on how much of the container is left. 80% of daily cholesterol. 100% daily saturated fats. 120% daily added sugars. This was in one glass.

What the fuck is this liquid taco bell bullshit

Postmortem: after sleeping and having a nightmare where I had a heart attack and died while shitting my brains out, I have poured the remaining half of the eggnog down the drain and have resolved to never buy it again because I like being alive

  • @[email protected]English
    6•1 year ago

    How can you be sure it’s the eggnog? To rule out other causes you should drink only the eggnog for the next 7 days. Y’know, for science!

    • WugmeisterOPEnglish
      3•1 year ago

      How do you think I know its the eggnog

      I get it whenever it is in stock, and whenever I drink it I get explosive diarrhea

      I know its not the Milk causing it because it’s, well, lactaid

      Wait a second, what if they are lying to me

      Edit: I am fairly certain it is in fact lactose free. My current theory is that it has something to do with the large amount of sugar. I think I might be getting almost 60% of my daily value of added sugars and 50% of my daily value of fats in one of the big glasses I drink it out of. If my fiancée finds out I am doing this to my poor arteries, she will be very upset because she made me promise to not die first

      Edit 2: I have dramatically underestimated how many servings I have drank today. New ballpark is

      • 80% daily cholesterol
      • 100% daily saturated fats
      • 120% added sugars

      IN ONE GLASS

      What the fuck have I done