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    • @stom
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      31 year ago

      You can make a toaster do anything a toaster can do. It can’t clean your house or fly, because it’s a toaster.

        • @stom
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          21 year ago

          We don’t want muffins, no toast, buns, baps, bagets or bagels, no croissants, no crumpets, no teacakes, no potato cakes and no hot cross buns! And definitely no smegging flapjacks!