• Nusm
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    8111 months ago

    That’s close to one of the running jokes that my wife and I have. When we’re in the grocery or department store and we spilt up for a few, when I find her, I will sneak up behind her and say, “Excuse me ma’am, I know you don’t know me, but you’re the most beautiful woman I’ve ever seen. Can I pay for your stuff and take you back to my place?”

    I always think I’m funny. She? Only sometimes. Me? Always.

    • I Cast Fist
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      1111 months ago

      I wouldn’t mind if you offered to pay for my groceries either wink wink nudge nudge

      • Nusm
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        611 months ago

        Are you a goer? Wink wink, nudge nudge, know what I mean?

        • @uid0gid0
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          511 months ago

          A nod’s as good as a wink to a blind bat!