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  • @HauntedCupcake
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    51 year ago

    The teleport for break-ins only works if you and the object you want to go through are less than 7 inches thick. I’m not sure you could do anything with it

    • @kolastor
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      31 year ago

      Most doors and fences are, in fact, less than 7 inches thick. You probably couldn’t get into a vault, but simple B&E would be trivial.

      • @maniclucky
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        41 year ago

        Yes, but how thick are you? If you are 7.1 inches thick, your back will move forward into the thing you’re trying to avoid.

        • @kolastor
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          31 year ago

          Ah, I figured it was measuring front to back, not center to center. I’d say they’re both valid interpretations.

      • @[email protected]
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        11 year ago

        It matters what the definition of you is. If it is the most abstract form of you then your thoughts are everywhere you deem them and the 7 inch rule is nullified and you can be transported anywhere.