• @TootSweet
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    1011 months ago

    How many nautical wombats to a baby elephant again?

    • @saltesc
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      311 months ago

      Hey, mate. We use metric down here and wombats aren’t real. We just stitch dead possums together, stuff them with plaster, and put them upside-down on the side of the road for tourists to make sure they don’t speed.