• no bananaOP
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    1 year ago

    He’s an idiot landlord

    • SuperDuper
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      51 year ago

      “Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I could simultaneously exacerbate and exploit the already dystopic housing crisis for my own personal enrichment!”

      • no bananaOP
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        21 year ago

        “Cosmo, Wanda! I wish I was a feudal lord but not really because that would be lame, but I want peoples’ lives in my own hand and I want to be able to crush their little hearts with a piece of paper”.