Blasting underwater tunes to try and keep killer whales away is a bad idea for multiple reasons, a researcher says.

  • @Dead_or_Alive
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    -551 year ago

    A half stick of dynamite or a few M80s would drive them off. However customs could be difficult with explosives on board.

    Personally I think a about 110volts at 2200ohms should do the trick, just put a few electrodes in the water near your rudder and turn up the juice. Should be pretty easy to conceal from customs. Blackfish will learn quick to avoid the zappy boat…

      • @Dead_or_Alive
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        -131 year ago

        Are you saying a half stick of dynamite or 2000 volts of electricity next to an Orca’s head won’t run them off or stop them?

    • Neato
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      291 year ago

      This is why the orcas are attacking us. And we clearly deserve it.

      • @Dead_or_Alive
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        -171 year ago

        Perhaps but if they endanger the safety of a vessel with people aboard then it’s time to light off some explosives or fill the water with electricity.

          • @Dead_or_Alive
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            -91 year ago

            LMAO you think Orcas have some kind of environmental vendetta against humans like some Captain Planet episode.

            Please tell me more!

            • stopthatgirl7OP
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              LMAO you think Orcas have some kind of environmental vendetta against humans like some Captain Planet episode

              …Well, kind of yes.

              One biologist theorized that the attacks originated with a female orca, known as White Gladis, who may have been harmed by a boat. As the theory goes, White Gladis began to act defensively around seagoing vessels, and other orcas picked up the behavior.

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                White Gladis began to act defensively around seagoing vessels, and other orcas picked up the behavior

                So not at all related to the environment?

                I know that these orcas have somehow been personified for some people online as nature’s divine wrath, but that’s literally not what they are.

                They’re just animals being animals.

              • @Dead_or_Alive
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                -61 year ago

                It sounds like if we eliminated or deterred the Orcas who are exhibiting this behavior it would stop others from learning it. No?

                • stopthatgirl7OP
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                  91 year ago

                  Orcas are endangered, so no, you can’t go around trying to shock them or blow them up.

                  • @Dead_or_Alive
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                    -51 year ago

                    Never stated I wanted to blow them up. If they attack my rudder I want to ensure the safety of my crew and scare them away from the boat.

                • @StorminNorman
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                  11 year ago

                  You’re an idiot. When has that ever worked?

                  • @Dead_or_Alive
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                    -11 year ago

                    Your a moron, no one has been documented trying. Go flap that uneducated cock holster somewhere else.

            • @sizzler
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              No go on, you’re in the thread about Orcas turning on people, give us your theory you gun-totin rootin-tootin hard man.

              • @Dead_or_Alive
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                -61 year ago

                I’m not a marine biologist, I don’t have a theory on Orca aggression.

                I just know what would keep them from damaging a boat and would most likely deter them from attacking again in the future. High voltage and underwater explosions are pretty well understood by all creatures.

                • @[email protected]
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                  51 year ago

                  So you know nothing about orcas but you definitely know what would deter them in the future. Got it.

                  • @Dead_or_Alive
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                    -41 year ago

                    I mean logic dictates that a half stick of dynamite or 2000 Volts of electricity going off in their face would deter most if not all terrestrial creatures that we know of.