I can’t poop for three days.

No, I can’t tell you why, it’s too spooky.

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Because there’s a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo.

Now watch me beat this dead horse.

  • Margot RobbieOPM
    3•1 year ago

    [CHAIN]

    I clicked on the link and instantly died, You know the rules and so do I.

    I am now a spooky ghost.

    The end.

    Or is it?

      • @BenDover
        1•1 year ago

        I watched as everyone stopped pooping and then starting dying. It’s pretty damn crowded around here now with all those spoopy ghosts.

        I sat and pondered the meaning of it all. Surely multiple people wouldn’t just randomly stop pooping all of a sudden and then die? Dead horses or no, it was damned peculiar.

        I spent the next five hours researching all that I could. It finally occurred to me what was really happening, and the clues were there all along! The main cause of…

        Hold on, someone’s at the door…brb…