I can’t poop for three days.

No, I can’t tell you why, it’s too spooky.

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Because there’s a spoopy ghost in my butt. oooooOOOOOOooooo.

Now watch me beat this dead horse.

    • Margot RobbieOPM
      3•1 year ago

      [CHAIN]

      I clicked on the link and instantly died, You know the rules and so do I.

      I am now a spooky ghost.

      The end.

      Or is it?

        • @BenDover
          1•1 year ago

          I watched as everyone stopped pooping and then starting dying. It’s pretty damn crowded around here now with all those spoopy ghosts.

          I sat and pondered the meaning of it all. Surely multiple people wouldn’t just randomly stop pooping all of a sudden and then die? Dead horses or no, it was damned peculiar.

          I spent the next five hours researching all that I could. It finally occurred to me what was really happening, and the clues were there all along! The main cause of…

          Hold on, someone’s at the door…brb…