• ASeriesOfPoorChoices
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      1711 months ago

      Just because it doesn’t mention that the paint they eat in Japan comes from a vending machine? It’s a pretty minor thing to skip over. One could argue it was implied!

        • @Aux
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          511 months ago

          They are creations of Japanese nature. Like birds of animals.

        • @postmateDumbass
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          311 months ago

          They are delivered and maintained by tentacled sea creatures.

        • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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          211 months ago

          They’re bread in large underground facilities in the Arctic and shipped to Japan by a secret, shadowy government organization

      • No_
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        -111 months ago

        I see what you’re saying, but I raise you this, it it was meant as a joke, why is the American one the only normal one? Oh that’s right, lack of self-awareness.

        • 𝕽𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖎𝖊𝖘𝖙
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          211 months ago

          Oh come on that was the most obvious part of the joke:

          Triggering people like you who are angry that so much of the Internet is American.

          Who’s lacking self-awareness now?

          • No_
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            011 months ago

            Could’ve made it any number of silly, funny things. But no, you had to go for the “joke” that is… checks notes… “triggering people like you”.

            Cool joke bud.

        • Flying SquidM
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          011 months ago

          Lemmy Shitpost is the most serious part of Lemmy.

          • No_
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            -111 months ago

            Look it doesn’t have to be serious, but at least make fun of everyone equally instead of putting yourself on a pedestal like you always do.

            • Flying SquidM
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              111 months ago

              You could have stopped at the word ‘serious.’

              • No_
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                011 months ago

                It’s not difficult to be fair.

                • Flying SquidM
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                  111 months ago

                  Sorry, I forgot that shitposting was all about being fair. The ‘shit’ part means ‘fair’ in Swahili.

                  • No_
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                    111 months ago

                    Oh my bad, I guess shitposting is about being xenophobic. That’s what all words mean in American.