• @[email protected]
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    197 months ago

    My company’s IT department: “hold my beer. Keep holding it. Now decrypting. Now opening spyware one to 20. Open random cmds that do nothing. Quick virus scan. An update? Better reboot in the next 5 min. The beer? It’s warm now”

    • @Wrench
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      87 months ago

      Ahh, yes. The unplanned lunch break when you need a hard reboot because your environment is fucky.

      And that reboot after update is guaranteed, because you haven’t restarted in weeks due to how long it takes

    • Pantsofmagic
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      37 months ago

      After all that you get to tinker around with their shit VPN client that only works during one phase of the moon.