• Semi-Hemi-Demigod
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    691 year ago

    This why I like the origin of vampires being Judas’ failed suicide attempt. Explains the silver allergy, too.

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        1 year ago

        I forget which movie it’s from, but they said the first vampire was Judas. He tried to hang himself after he betrayed Jesus but just before he died the branch broke at sunset and he became a vampire.

        Explains the blood - since he can’t have communion - and the silver - because he sold Jesus out for silver talents (money) - and the hatred of lower-case t, and the aversion to sunlight.