• @Potatos_are_not_friends
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    1 year ago

    Am American:

    I cheer loudly like my team just won.

    Then i go “USA USA USA”, as I excitingly high five everyone around me. Then we pull out our AR-15s, shoot through the roof of the airplane, and thank Jesus that we again beat Science and flew through the heavens the way god intended.