Russian President Vladimir Putin told the leaders of the Group of Twenty (G20) on Wednesday that it was necessary to think about how to stop "the tragedy" of the war in Ukraine, some of his most placatory remarks to date about the conflict.

I’m honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.

  • donuts
    58•10 months ago

    Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine

    1. Pull troops out of Ukraine.
    2. Jump out of highest window in Moscow.
    • @NotMyOldRedditName
      5•10 months ago

      2 Isn’t realistic

      He’d never jump, it’d be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.

    • Treczoks
      5•10 months ago

      And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.