I’m honestly hesitant to post this here, but… the absolute ludicrosity compels me. How? How does he have the gall to say something like that? He ought to burst into flames on the spot.
IDK, you could like, fucking, leave?
At any time, even! Literally he could just tell his dudes to hit the bricks.
Tutorial: How Putin can stop the tragedy of war in Ukraine
- Pull troops out of Ukraine.
- Jump out of highest window in Moscow.
In that order.
And pay reparations to Ukraine before jumping out of that window.
2 Isn’t realistic
He’d never jump, it’d be an accidental fall with 2 gunshots in the back of his skull.
Hmm, I wonder who can stop the war? Maybe the person who started it?
But then he’d have to assassinate himself for saying he can’t win the war!
Ya know what? I’d be okay with that. Be the first good thing he’s done in ages.
So, just like a certain German dude?
Assassinated by whom? Isn’t he the leader of Russia? or is there someone in the shadows always wanting war for Russia and if the president dont support war, he is then replaced by another Russian?
“Will no one rid me of this meddlesome myself?”
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Where he’s likely to be going with this is “war ends, but Russia gets to keep the territory they’ve illegally annexed”. And that will not do. They stole Crimea; if they get to steal more, then they’ll just be back again in a few years once they’ve licked their wounds. All territory must be returned to Ukraine, and then they can pay reparations and fuck off, and we’ll welcome Ukraine into the EU and NATO so this shit never happens again.
Hear hear.
I mean if this is his way of coping with his complete fuckup and preparing his people for the withdrawal, this might be a good thing
This. He signals that he wants a way out.
Of course, he’ll try to get or keep as much as possible, but saving face seems more important than victory. There’s hope.
Maybe we can all agree to say on Russia TV that glorius Russia won.
Well, it has been a political tragedy for him.
‘We’re all just trying to figure out who did this.’
He has been trapped in the propaganda bubble and has become delusional as a result of it.
He should try gargling a Kalashnikov.
How about a classic “eat shit and die” strategy? I think it’s perfect for the situation at hand, Mr. Cockmuncher.
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Putin can make out with a firearm, I bet that would work.
Why’s there an empty ball pit in the middle of Putin’s desk?
It’s how you can tell he’s top dog. The balls are just out for cleaning.
Unfortunately the war can’t end without them. He doesn’t have the balls to end the war respectfully.
Putin, I think you should leave
“We”?
It’s a royal “we”.
Oh…
