• @Candelestine
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    1110 months ago

    Ohhhh that’s a good one. And really, aren’t action films testosterone porn? That shits not real. Irl heroes usually die in the process.

    • @kautau
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      810 months ago

      That’s true, especially in action films where it’s like “semi-regular guy gets mixed up in something and has to prove just how not regular he is.” Same thing though, false amounts of prep, plot armor to hammer home the point, and some stupid money shot quip once they get the bad guy. It’s all porn all the way down.

      • @[email protected]
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        10 months ago

        I’d love to see a realistic action movie where the main protagonist gets shot and starts dying in literally the first combat scene, realizing just how fragile humans are and how stupid they were, and then the rest of the movie dealing with the fallout.

        • @Spiralvortexisalie
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          610 months ago

          The Other Guys has something similar where the hot shot detectives are in pursuit and decide to jump off a building to keep going and don’t make it.

          • @kautau
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            210 months ago

            lol at my workplace whenever management starts making impossible goals because “that’s what [insert company 10x as large as us] is doing” I just think “aim for the bushes”

        • @SCB
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          10 months ago

          Lone Survivor is a great example of this, and a true story.

          The true story is actually crazier than the film, of all things. Kind of like Hacksaw Ridge.

          • @Spiralvortexisalie
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            210 months ago

            In Gran Torino the whole intention of the main character going into the situation was to get shot, and he actually carefully prepared for his death, which seems diametric to an ill prepared hot headed action scene.