• @SendMePhotos
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    So everyone was originally female. That’s a basic fact. The ovaries, descend down and become testicle. This is why when you get kicked in the balls, you feel it in your stomach area. It’s where the ovaries normally set. The clirotis extends out and becomes a penis. The g spot doesn’t really move, it just stays there and the only way to access it is through the rear exit.

    Trust me, I’m a random internet stranger with no background (formal or informal) in Physiology or Biology or anything related to that in any way.

    • @[email protected]
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      371 year ago

      OK, I just realised this is the perfect way to explain period pain to dudes. That ache you feel after getting kicked in the balls plus that feeling that you kind of want to shit yourself? That is what a period feels like.

        • @[email protected]
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          91 year ago

          Try some Taco Bell, then you’ll understand.

          (Yeah, I know, I don’t actually have that problem and if Taco Bell gives you the shits you need more fiber in your diet.)

        • @scarilog
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          11 year ago

          Come over here man let me kick you in the nuts

      • @Daft_ish
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        111 year ago

        How could anyone know this?

      • @clemdemort
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        11 year ago

        Women want to puke when on their period?

      • @SendMePhotos
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        01 year ago

        Yeah. Best way I’ve been able to explain it. To both genders.

      • @Gabu
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        That’s a lie. A kick in the testicles results in a greater pain than childbirth, as measured.

        Downvotes don’t change reality and empirical data.

        • @[email protected]
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          51 year ago

          As measured by whom? Your shit attitude doesn’t prove anything.

          Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison. Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

          I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

          • @Gabu
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            -31 year ago

            Feisty. Do you also think looking at an egg hard enough makes it boil?

            As measured by whom?

            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=pain+measurement
            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=childbirth+pain+scale+categorization
            https://scholar.google.com/scholar?q=scrotal+blunt+trauma+pain+scale+categorization

            Besides, have somebody kick you in the balls repeatedly for hours on end, then maybe you have a comparison.

            You clearly don’t have any idea of what it feels like. Be a little less arrogant in your assumptions.

            Oh, and they have to kick you hard enough to break your hips.

            Completely irrelevant. Pain and injury aren’t the same thing.

            I’m going to go ahead and say it: you’re wrong.

            I literally don’t give a shit what you think.

            • @[email protected]
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              21 year ago

              You clearly don’t have any idea… Period.

              And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

              Your entire premise is misogynistic bull. But whatever; keep at it. Look like an idiot. Deny yourself actual contentment in life. Die on whatever hill you want.

              Doesn’t change that everyone knows you’re wrong.

              • @Gabu
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                -31 year ago

                And you’re last statement is an outright falsehood. You replied. Ergo, you do give a shit.

                Non sequitur. I care about public discourse and information availability. You could die literally right now and I wouldn’t be more fazed than if a single grain of sand fell on a beach.

                Your entire premise is misogynistic bull.

                You state, based on an empty premise and no arguments. Saying things doesn’t make them true, I’d expect you to learn this at an age of approximately 2. Lest, of course, you be an homophobe nazi pedophile that kills pets for sport.

        • @clemdemort
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          11 year ago

          Bruh what are you on right now?! 😂

          • @Gabu
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            -31 year ago

            Literally nothing, Zoomer. Unless you mean what I’m currently supported by, in which case the answer is I’m on a chair.

      • WadeTheWizard
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        Male nipples improve the aerodynamics of the chest, decreasing drag. While not noticeable in everyday life, it gave many persistence hunting a significant boost in performance, extending the hunter’s running range by several miles.

        • @FooBarrington
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          41 year ago

          Like any normal person, I hang the ketchup packets from the railings of the tiny house I am balancing on the tip of my penis, you degenerate

      • @Coach
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        61 year ago

        Can you milk me, Focker?

      • @pixeltree
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        21 year ago

        So you can sensitive and play with them of course, shit’s great

    • @[email protected]
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      151 year ago

      Yeah, this is common belief but it’s not completely true. The egg is fertilised by either an X or Y sperm, and will develop for a couple of months as a kind of intersex thing.

      What would be ovaries develop into testes, but for example, no fallopian tube of uterus would have been developed.

    • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot
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      101 year ago

      What you said tracks with what I know from watching Jurrasic Park, so I’ll accept it.