• @captainlezbian
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    201 year ago

    Marriage do be like that. She’s just sitting around playing video games and I’m just like “fuck yeah wife”

    • @spittingimage
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      111 months ago

      My marriage don’t be like that. Possibly because I learned my wife’s name. 😘

      • @captainlezbian
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        411 months ago

        My wife and I begin most conversations with each other by saying “wife” because we’re both very weird and very happy to be married